Hello there, ladies and not-ladies!

Major Schlabmaster himself.
Major Schlabmaster, founder and commander of this website.

I'm proud to welcome You to our website dedicated for oldschool PC gaming. In here you'll find rich and entertaining reviews and editorials about many games from the realm of the Holy Personal Computer as well as humorous insight into media and computer world.

We're terribly sorry that this website doesn't posess any supernatural features such as advanced search bar or flashy and beautiful Flash-based effects. We mourn the absence of a search engine even more than you do, although we included a precise table of contents or more precisely a sub-menu in each section, allowing for quicker access to the required data. Yet for anyone who still might wonder what to find and where, here's a brief glimpse of what can be expected onboard this boat:

  • Main Page: Speaks for itself, but if you still wonder what that mighty button can do, press it now and see for yourself.
  • Latest News: Here you'll find any information about both the major events in the life of this website and any updates and new materials released. Stay t00ned!
  • Editorials: Guess what, sometimes we want to write something about something with a something personal added to the thing. Although it might sound ridiculous, in fact editorials are a mixture of gaming and media-related topics.
  • Game Reviews: Mostly full oldschool games from one of the most revolutionary periods of the PC gaming -early 90's to early new millenium. The starting date is circa 1994, dead end set about 2003. No questions asked.
  • Tech reviews: So you're into some technology, right? Well, here you'll get some.
  • Download: Fully legal and fully freeware, some minor stuff and the like.
  • About Us: If you've made this far, we salute you. This section is all about us - just like T.A.T.U. song.

Well, that's all in store for now. Anyways, I'd like to point to You, dear Reader, that this website is for humorous purposes only. Some of our Editors previously worked for several online gaming forums and websites and found the nerdo gaming fanatics a true problem, as such people tend to mistake gaming for real life and sometimes get too much hot over a topic that's basically some damn code, not real life issue. Let us all stay humorous.

Hope that for starters all is cleared out. So let's roll, soldiers!

Mjr. Schlabmaster